Morning Runner

I’d love to find out how much celebrities do towards their own housework chores. Do they take their rubbish out, pick up their dog’s poo, clean their toilets and wash their cars?

Or do they have an assistant to help them all the time. It makes me laugh when you hear some say ‘I am still grounded’ when they are out clubbing every night for free and wearing clothes given to them for free as well! That’s not grounded.
Also when people say they still remember their roots. Does that mean they still shop around for a bargain to feed their family or do they try to compare gas and electricity prices so they make sure they aren’t paying too much?

Or do they just flash the cash because they can? I hope most of them keep grounded as at the end of the day fame doesn’t always last forever so that assistant won’t stick around if they aren’t being paid!

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After much hype, teen-turned psycho adult pop star, Britney Spears has finally made her camep appearance in the cult musical show, Glee.
Britney appears in two quite literal blink and you’ll miss it moments. The episode is based around the now infamously annoying Glee club putting on a special Britney Spears themed extravaganza with her songs used as the fillers and narratives of several hallucinations.
She pops up offering advice and compliments to main character Brittany S. Pearce as well as a brief cameo as a teacher in the performance of Hit Me Baby One More Time.
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Tonight saw the end of this is England ’86 and I have barely just got my breath back. The show is the most powerfull, riveting and well put together programmes I have ever seen on television. A truly visceral show, at times my heart was pounding through my chest, others I felt physically sick or on the other side of the spectrum, delirously happy and warm.
There are few filmmakers around that can combine total realism and accuracy as well as expert story telling pacing like Shane Meadows can. I have said it before but I will say it again, Meadows is truly the greatest director our nation as ever produced.
More please.
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So apparently according to his new best bud Seal, David Beckham can really sing. Yes, we fail to believe this too. The most famous midfielder ever to strap on some shin pads is slowly coming to the end of his footballing career and in the past few years has been linked with everything from acting (apparently Posh and her bezzies Tom and Katie are pushing this one) to modelling to fragrance connoisseur and now Seal is telling us he could be a singer.
Now, I am sure that Goldenballs is a very adept crooner but realistically I think we need to look at him as a product here. Beckham aint getting any younger, and yes he is still handsome but he’s not the freshest of meat is he? Can we really see him appealing to a modern pop audience, competeing with the likes of Timberlake and JLS. Can you hell. Nice try Becks but lets all just chill out a bit and retire gracefully eh?
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